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ling," in one ·act was well re- c.eived.
Contributing instrumental numbers, were-: Monica Lindsay, Marilyn Raymer, John Thomson, Maurice McArthur, Margaret McLeod, !Mary Jones, Ros·emary
l"'iammond, [Earl Ritchie, Joan umnox. Christina Tilden, Helen FJmmett, Dorclthy Timmons, Don Raymer, Elinore Dugg•an, Orla r :rowie, \Li1a Morrison, Mary Thomson, Keith Ritchie, Murray .Skinkle.
Dib: "I just like singing to kill tiroe."
Mary R: "Yciu ·certainly hruve a p3ach of ,a weapon.''
Mrs. Glanville: "Which kind 0·1' leather make·S the best shoes?"
Rosemary R.: "I don't know, but ba.ntarn,a skins make the best slippers."
Beauty is only slkin dope.
Mr. Barr: "Who wrote Car- men'("
John Hill: "Bliss."
Mlr. Boyle: "What does it cost to .get ma.rried?"
Mr. Koegler: "I don't kinow. I'm still paying for mine."
Mr. Boyle: "N.eme three things containtn,g staDch."
Grade Niner: "A collar and two · cuffs."
Glen Lee!Jer: "L had an awful friP .'ht ~ast m~ghit."
Kilroy: "'Yies, I sa.w you with her."
Teacher: '"What do you expect to be when you tgraduate from ~:.chool?"
Walter IR.: "An old man."
Mr. Cutbert: "Wh.ai is Latin fo.r 'He pretended to walk'?"
Lois R.: "Hirtch, hike, hokum.''
Mr. Barr: "Are you instruct- hl,g the class?"
· K. Knuff: "No sir."
Mr. Barr: "All right then,
don't talk like an idiot."
Mr. Koegler: "Can you tell me one of the uses of ·cowhide?"
Andre:v R.: "It holds the cow tog·Ether."
Youth-E'Ometh~n ,g e v e r y g i r l should hPn~ onto, but not when he's driving.
Antotn~m- IDiifference b e t w e e n kissing your Aunt Mildred and :vom girl friend, about 50 sec- onds.
MoOID"--A hea<venly body that affects both the tide and the untide.
Bartender--One who brings vou in cor!:lltact with the spirit world.
Marriage-A mutual partner- ~hio With the husband as the m,ute.
Ta·ct-When a woman propoo- PS to a man ~n' su1ch a wav th.,t he thinks he did it himseU.
M<lrgaret. Ransier: "I had to r;hnot my dog.''
Dorothy !Rtgney: "Was he mad?"
Mgr!!'. R.: "He certainly WiaSII1't nlera:sed."
"Some people say that if we c o u l d dr~n lk a g l a s s o f w a t e r every day for 1200 months .we would live to be a hundred.''
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