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Friday Night Clubs
The Friday Night Clubs which began in late fall , were held almost continuously until the early spring. Each form took its turn in sponsoring one of the dances and there was an all-round successful turn-out. A few extra attractions vari~d the type of dances. On February 21st a Cupid Capers dance was helc with music by Gord Oliver and his Dixie Teeners, but otherwise dancing was enjoyed to popular records.
Drama Club - - -·----
Although no evidence has been seen of a drama club this term there is hope of producing a three act ~lay next tern.
One day a noted professor of zoology in a large university noticed that he \vas being called a nan.e that, strange to say, he had not been called before. By no·.-1 he thought that sure]y he had been called every name under the sun, but sorr.e enemy of zoology and its teacher had come up with a new one. It >~as Professor "Sanka." This name did not at all bother the professor but he did wonder what si~nificance it held .
About a week later, as he and his wife >rere shopping in the city 1 s super market , his wanderine eyes chanced to fall on a shelf conte.ining cans of "sanka" coffee. Thir,king that he mlght be able to pick up sorr.e clue concerning his new nickname, he went over to investigate. Picking up a can of the coffE'e he suddenly dre" back his head l--: raP"P, Ther" on the outside of the can in bie prir_t were th~ words "perfect drip." Rut ~<!').at really g;ot him was tl:e followir.e sentence, "a9% of the active in'lredients, rE'moved frorr the bean!"
There were three moron'- living in the woods. The papa moron's name was Shutup, 'the manuna moron 1 s name was Mind Your Own Business , and the baby moron's name ~<as Trouble. Trouble got lost and Shutup and 11ind Your Own Business went out looking for him. Now it so happened, they met a policeman on the way. He
asked them what their names were and they said, "Shutup and Business . He then said, "Are you l ooKing ;or trouble?"
Mr . Watson-- A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can Sonny-- No wonder so many of us flunk in our exams .
"I thought the ending of your new play was unsatisfactory . " "In what way?"
"It was too far from the beginning."
Mind Your own
answer .
Talk about persistence. Three times he asked me to kiss him and three times I refused."
"And then what happened?"
"Oh, well--one can't go on like that for ever!"
Mr. •.vatson--Explain "jubilant" to the class, Anne.
Anne Beynon--\oJell, you see sir , it ' s rather like jubilant delinquency .
l'!r. Schneider--\vhat are some signs of Spring, W•lter?
\oJalter Morris--The most conunon signs of Spring are the blooming idiots along
t h e hie;h~<ay .