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lil:.RE IS ! XC
Chemicals are Winston's intern
The school will blow up in return.!
Helen Elliott from dawn to dawn lier bass clarinet, she tootles on!
Tom !-l9rrow is a stern,
And his hair is like a fern!
Jack Wray is a stinker
He also is a girl thinkerl
Alice Chipchase goes after boys
And especially one who makes a lot of noise!
A merry lass is Gail
From lllaple Valley she doth hail!
Rick Hurst has an artist's hand He also is a money fan!
Betsy's our room's snow-queen Her beauty can be plainly seen!
"B" is for Betty, tall and slight This basketball player is just all
Jock McKay is a fa~er
He's 9C's detention maker!
Brian Beatty speaks out of turn
This makes the teachers really burn!
Joan Brillinger's a yappy lass
She's quite a nuisance cut she's bound she'll passt
In a glamour school Dorothy McWhirtle is so slick But she's not so bright in arithmetic!
Glen Raymer has wavy hair
Just like Liberace's, only fairl
Terry Young, our only sea cadet
Is quite a whiz with the girls--you bet!
Margaret Osburn has hair black jet
And sometimes we wonder if she's the t_eacher' s
Bright and cheery, always gay
Is Helen Whiteside's friendly way!
John Cole has the nickname of Jace
And teachers always hate to see his face!
Robert Barlow:What do you think of my jokes? They're cracker aren't they?
Brian Beatty: Yea,and just as dry and crummy.
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