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he called it Sirius the Dog Starv as it is know~n to us to-dayo
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l-Ii.ss Yeager~ Please give me a description of a d'uck1 Wally Downer,g A duck is a chicken wearing snowshoeso
"Bernice Evansg 11This stain won8t come out."
Mrso Rober•tso,tu . "Wl\. don8t y:ou try using some elbO'.v-grease?11 Berniceg (after a desperatl! ·fu=minute search) 11 Is it in a glass
jar or a boX?11 ·
Nro Parki.n~ Now class~ this is the way you solve this difficult · - problem"
Donald Neffg WellJ I wouldn1t do it that way. You1d never think of that way in a hundred years.
l-h··o farkin~ Oh~ it... didn1\ take me that long.
Bill'Pal.mer wa:s putting a .squad of first formers throq~h their paces. Finally, exasperated9 at their uneven lines.:~ he ·roared·~ "Whatsa.matter~ Do!1.1t Y!;'U know how to line up? All fall out anct look at the une-.ran lj_ne youi ve .made~ii
A man who· had had a· few too many was weaving his way home-vtard one evening0 Approaching the house, he missed the path and bumped into the only tree ir!. the yard.
Going back to the sidewa11fs·48 startnct over ar•ain and bumpeci into the same tree. Patiently he retraced his steps and beFan a,r;ainj only to enQ. up faGing the tr>3eo ·
Removing his coat to use as a pillow9 he st:..~etched out at the foo~ of the tree~ murmuring.~> ·11Lorsht lorshtj .in an impenetrable
foreshtiuii
Miss Clark (in geomet ry Rose Var·ty (absently)~ 911
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period)~·ovuse yout> head9 Roseou
don1t know what you mean:> Hiss Cla.rk.11
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math class and said~ 110ver the week-·end One of the brighter lads replied~ 11Thirty~·t..?f0 sir.11
N.ro Parkin came into
I drove to Londons ·travelling forty miles per hour. I got there in five hours3 how old am I?11 .•
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N:r. Parkin~ 11Thq.V s right~· haw qid you f;i.gure it out?"
11Easyll" he repliedo 111 have abrother"who is half crazy and he 1 s sixteeno il
Character is the dlamond that scratches every other stonec = Bart.oL