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411A (com!d)
Mildred Wilson
drawing pictures in history and doing last night's homework
c: Maureen Caltsidy day-dreaming of France
Mr. Vance
trying to bear the members of
12 A long enough to g€t than out of school so he won't have to bear them any ::"onger
she also keeps track of who goes to the dances in Duntroon
getting into Creemore's eocial whirl
watching T. V. commercials.
Chemical Analysis of the Average C. D. C. I. Scholar S:zmbol: :ruN
Bistory: Was probably discovered in the late 1930's or early 1940's. Some time since then; it has been pushed through eight enlightening years of puhlic school.
C.'v""':r~r:r..co :
Yjln free state, .(that is; after school) in movies, watching T.V., jiving, and
various other ·netural sta.t 'es. . i.
2) In com"bounds" (i. e. ih schooli, fighting in the lobby,
work, in the detention room.
Physical Prope·rties:
).) Appears t:i.red Monday morning -- worse by Friday.
~) Ucually enclosed in the latest fad.
avoiding
tea chers,
avoidimt
3) May be greatly attrec-ted by a handsome (beautiful) member of the opposite sex.
4) Made up of many volatile substances such as history dates, <WGt'.:ist:ny fOrQUlae,
and Latin verbs. . i
Chemical Properties: '
).) Will not 'easily abslU'b knowledge (more likely to adsorb it.)
2) Will only yield to work under very special cireumstan~es, but may become extremely active in the presence of the principal who acts as a catalyst.
3) Will support cumbustion -- (behind a cigarette).
Chemical Analysis of a C.D. C.r. Tea~ber.
S y m b o 1 : WO R K
Histo~y: Was pro~ably discovered in the late 1800's.
r " ~'? 0 n ce:
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-':' - -:'~
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'1) In free state - fishing, thinking up sneaky examination questions, .visiting tJo.e
race tre-cks, watching T. V.
2) In com"bounds" - found handing out detentions, w·i th its feet in the bottom .:tI'SY.1" of its desk.
~hysical Properties:
1) Has characteristic black circles around the eyes.
'2) Boils at a very low temperature.
Chemical Properties:
1) Burns wi th a red fa 0e and a characteristic pop.
2) Explodes when brought in contact with disobedient etu<lents.
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Rose Varty, XII A