Page 73 - 1958

XI A's VERSION OF 16~
We were born one morning when like a fool,
We picked u:9 our books and walked to this school. We wrote 16 tons of useless old notes,
Then ruined our ears hearing French anecdotes.
CHORUS:
We attend these schools for thirteen years,
Few minutes of laughter and plenty of tears.
Saint Peter don't you call us'cause we!re not through, We've two more years in this school to do.
We know about weather and how to make bread, We know about maths and how to 'le igh lead, History, Latin, Composition, and Lit .,
But even with Physics we:re no wiser yet.
If you hear us coming better run and hide,
When we rush dovm the stairs it's like a landslide, The faster we run - the faster we get,
Our dinner in our mouths and deeper in debt.
The teachers all groan when in their roome ~
We talk and we giggle and we stalk to our doom" Some day we!ll be thankful for what they said, But by that tLrne vJe'll all be C!.eadt
A fly was walking with her daughter on the head of a very bald man.
She said, "How things have changed, dear. When I was your age, this was just a footpath.H
Even the Romans were bothered by expen~es. Every week they held a big spectacle - but the lions ate up all the prophets.
The young romantic cavalier went on one knee and asked the girl of his dreams if she would be his. "You must be mine,II he insisted. "If you ref~se me, I shall die.:! Sure enough, 60 years later, he died.
A tree i s an object that VJill stand in one place for years, then jump in front of a lady driver.
WlI's. Martin: "Should I take Barb and Jackie to the zoo to-day?"
IVIr. W.tartin: "Certainly not. If the zoo wants them, let them come and get the."l.'
..AN1m..u. c~-.nET Dd.NOE, ~1i.:y23: 1958
Instead of a gyr~lasiurn, guests entered a beautiful ballroom with an Oriental
atmosphere created by Chinese ctaracters, pagoda.entrance,la..."'1terns, a fountain and Chinese greetings. Students, graduates, teachers and visitors danced to the mellow and gay music of the'Avalons' from Owen Sound.
In the three lunch periods,delicious refreshr.18nts i';(~!'fl s8:-ved :.Ii th0 colC-:-":.~::l~l cafeteria. waite~s, uaitresses and coat checks were dressed in Oriental costumes to sm.t t he ther.l8o
Claire Hawkins and n~T Cu~ie, th3 two Social Conveners who worked energetically to p1t'epare for this dance, were presented with snall tokens of appreCiation.
God Save The Queen enC!.ed this ve:-y delightful Cadet at Home Danceo