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Shirley Halliday: How many pairs of shoes does she wear out dancing Saturday nights?
Edna Atkinson: What if Edna spoke ou~ of turn in one of her classes?
Marie Orittenden: Why don't they get a table for two in the cafete.ria for Marie and Harvey?
Verna Gordon: I wonder if her only int erest in the band is t he instruments.
Donald McDuffie: Favourite occupation: Getting picked on by Mr. 'Murch t 'oanswer questions in-French. (Alia s "Gentile")
Winston Branch: PuttlBg tacks under Carolyn keeps him busy.
Donald Maltas: Hobby: Whistling at girls in general.
Garth Evans: Seems tobe conserving his strength for an emergency but the emergency never seems to arisea
J. D. McCort: He keeps ,busy trying to look innocent in all the classes. (He rarely suc ceeds).
Roger Forster: A success in his line -- getting on t~acherBt nerves.
' Pavid McAllister: What 1:f he happened t'o' get his GeIman homework done just once?
Cameron Miller: His daily headache: Trying to think up subjects to get Mr. Gough away from the topic of !hiiJ.st.o~..
-l'hurald Thompson: What would it be like if he'd quit pestering the girls.?
Donald Neff: .iQilil-tiL:ie . job: Keeping one jUmp ahead of Mr. Gough.
~im Buckingham: He's still trying to live down being called "Jimmey" by Mrs. Hamilton. Elwood Hogg: Is it really his a:an1).. that he goes to see every day at noon?
Bob Reid: How much does'he pay Thompson to laugh at his jokes?
Gordon Zeggil: Weakness: Thinking up new way!? to drive the teachers ·crazy. Mr. Much: Q.uote: "Great Caesar's Ghost! It's XI 15:
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The human race has one really effective weapon. and that is laughter.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the differenflle between l:'ghtning and the lightning mg.
The best gift is one that is tied with your heart strings.