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Jerry Jordan-- WANTED: one reliable: person to fill position in ,~-'ention room,
Monday to Friday.
Dianne Lake-- LOST: one book. 'tIIOW TO 'FRAP A MAN". "VERY VALUABLE".
Ann McDeI'~d-- FOR"SA!.E: :complete "BRAIN WASHING SET". Guaranteed to f i t any teacher.
Catherine Mlrray-- W.A.F:£E12.~ appointment wi th, hairdresser.'
Susan Norman-- LOST: one ,tin flute that plays ''MY DREAM BOY". : REWARD. -Darryl Ogilvie-- FOR RENT: one pool cue slightly use,d. , CHEAP.
Bill Redick-- LOST: one book on 101 ways to aggravate teachers. Ron Reid-- LOST: one wolf whistle.
Doreen Roberts-- FOR SALE: one slightly used sweepstake ticket. P. S. Name of horse. "WILL HE MAKE IT".
Joe Sheffer-- WANTED: subway installed between the Sheffer ro~~dnn'C.P and C. D. C. I. Gary Tuck-- FOR RENT: one ice pack to fit m:edium sized swollen heads. CHEAP.
Mervyn Brockwell-- LOST: position as your form reporter.
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Barbara Butters .,( in theJ;fr:ysiics' l ab.): "Sir, how come I have so much electricity in my haiI'?"
Mr. 1rorray: "Because"you"have such ,shocking things on your m.ind."
Boy: "Th~re' s a cerif,ai n rea son why I love you. G irl: ''My goodness."
Boy: "Don't be absurd."
The cop stopped the man from jumping off the bridge.
"If you jump in," pleaded the cop, "I'll have to jump in after you~
cold, and while we're: waiting for the ambulance, we'll both get pnuemonia and die.
Now" be a good fellow, a'nd gb home arid ' hang yourself."
Sandra Osburn: "E;an I have six diapers?"
Clerk;.:,;"''';~ere yWle1"e~""'~at will be ninety cent~ far t 'he diapers and threeceAt.,~ ,
for the tax".
Sandra: "Never mind the tax. My mommy uses safety pins."
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One girl to another: "He seems rather dull and uninteresting until ~ou, get to know him. After.that:,he',s downright :!:5ori'rg." "
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