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The 1970 Class Reunion of X I A
We predict that at a class reunion of XIA in 1970, we will find that:
Ken McKean is married to a lady wrestler.
Pauline Nicholls is married to a sailor because she got airsick on her first ride. Andrew Markle is a university professor of Latin rhetoric.
Frances Brown is doing TV commercials for Labatt's.
Walter "Romeo" Borthwick is a bachelor lawyer specializing in divorce cases. Jacquet ine Martin 1 a former drummer 1 is beating on babies' bottoms. Lawrence Doyle is teaching Grade 1 Arithmetic in a public school.
Gillian Worrad traded in her clarinet for a chicken farm.
Jerry Rogers is writing a newspaper column on women's fashions in Lower Tanganyika. Pat Mason is still trying to decide between Fritz and Bill.
Murray Hodges is assembling model airplanes in a department store.
Cathy Lockhart gave up tumbling to marry a 6'4" pro basketball player.
Wayne Noble is selling accident insurance after suffering an unfortunate foot injury.
Claire Mills capitalized on her interests in the saxophone section and is now washing babies' diapers. Van Schmidt is receiving a few pies in the face as a circus clown.
Kathryn Newby gave up dropping things to shag golf balls.
John Varty is a professional skier after learning how to keep his head out of a snow bank.
Marion Jones is selling "Aunt Marion's Pickled Pollywogs."
Paul "Cowboy" Schuller learned that you cannot get milk from a bull and is now head of a dairy farm .
Isabel "Fish" Fisher lived up to her name and is married to a fisherman and sells fish and chips. Stuart McKay is chairman of the Rapid Transit Commission.
Jean Stevenson is operating a "Lonely Hearts Club."
Kenny Black gave up tuba playing to paint white lines on the highway.
Michele Rademacher mastered the cartwheel and is now head-1 ining in a local vaudeville show.
Dale McClure is making records of canned laughter for television.
Pat McKee is making pottery in a little house called "Pottage Inn."
Glenn Hutton gave up longhand when he became infatuated with a commercial student and now writes every-
thing in shorthand.
Pat Stewart has a newspaper column telling frustrated wives what to do with their no-good husbands.
Donna Shaw gave up walking Caesar in favour of dog-sitters.
Gary Cauthers liked the Latin ending "i" so well that he named his children, "Mary, Jerry, Larry, and Harry." Diane Rainbird made a million out of a song, "A Red, Red Rainbird."
Judy Hawman is writing beatnik poetry.
David Cober is making shoes for hoofless cows .
David Kelly is still wondering why his classmates didn't turn him out of town for writing the class notes. Mr. Murray has never recovered from trying to pound Physics into XIA.
Oozing from Mr. Murray's Chemistry Lab- "The rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended
nostril." (The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act Ill, Scene 5).