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Did you hear about the surgeon who was kicked out of the ball? He kept cutting in.
To be a woman is something so strange, so con- fused, so complicated that only a woman could put
up with it.
In a fashionable restaurant, a new millionaire with little knowledge of French and no desire to expose his ignorance pointed to a line on the menu and said to the waiter: "I'll have some of that.•" "I'm sorry, sir," said the waiter, "but the band is playing that now."
It was later discovered that the man was a former pupil of our Mr. Macdonald, a very dedi- cated French teacher. We hope this is no reflec- tion on him.
"I've walked over hill and dale, through forest and stream, over rock and rill, just looking for your" Bruce Thomas sighed.
"Oh my darling, now that you've found me, what are you going to do?" said Susan Day.
"Soak my feet," Bruce groaned. "They're killing me."