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Joe Connolly: "Say, waiter, how long have you been employed here?" Waiter: "About six weeks, sir."
Joe: "Then you couldn't be the one who took my order."
Policeman: "No license, Miss? Don't you know, young lady, that you can't drive without one?"
Jackie Martin: "That explains everything. I thought it was because I was nervous and near-sighted that I bumped
two cars and ran into this hydrant."
Mr. Murray: "Water attracts electricity."
Sharon Girdwood: "Have- you made any tests to prove it."
Mr. Murray: "Yes. Every time I'm in the shower the telephone rings."
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