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COMMUNITY
You have a temperature of 103°, your throat hurts and you ache all over. Who is there to take care of you? MOM! You forgot to take your football uniform home and you need it clean for the game in half an hour. Who shows up with it ready to wear and smell- ing fresh as a daisy? MOM! You forget to write your 3000 word essay for Mr. Sneyd's history class because you were busy talking to your girlfriend on the telephone. Who writes a note explaining that due to unusual circumstances, you were unable to do your homework? MOM! MOM! MOM!
Here are some 'WORDS OF WISDOM' from some of the Moms of C.C.I. students and staff. "My Mom always told me never to drink directly from the tap because that's where spiders come from, so use a glass! " - Janna Snider
"If she ever found me smoking, she'd make me eat the pack!" - Dave Dunn
"Have patience . . . the right man will come along!" - Brenda Miller Murray
"Be nice to other people and they will be nice to you!" - Dave Williams
"Never eat too much garlic in one night, as it could be deadly for you and your victim!" - Lisa Butters "My Mom always told me, "Use your eye instead of your mouth!" - Derrick Sanders
''Your MOTHER is watching you and is going to get you!" -Kevin Zeggil
"My Mother always told me, "Don't push your bel- ly button too hard or your bum will fall off!'' - Peter Mitchell
"Life is a bowl of cherries, but it is full of many pits!" - James Mirrlees
"My Mom always told me, "Never fall in the water while fishing in the bay because there is a giant whale that will take me off to Japan and I would have no change for bus fare home!" -Jeff Hughes "Remember, dear, NO ONE in our family has ever had to get married!" - spoken by Mrs. Sharp's Grandmother as she left for university
"Stay out of trouble!!!" -Matt Specker
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