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' Homework · and ' high school' are two words that go together like ' fish and chips· and 'salt and pepper'. Rarely does an evening go by without hitting the books in preparation for a test. sitting at the computer composing an es- say or heading offto the local library. Sometimes, however. homework doesn "t get completed and it has been found that the CCI students are most creative in their excuses.
TOP 10 EXCUSES FOR NOT COMPLETING HOMEWORK
I0. "I was busy saving the universe." 9. "I accidentally left it in my jeans
and it went through the washing machine." 8. "The textbook was copy
righted and I dido 't want to plagiarise." 7. "I had to work all night." 6. "My grandma got run over by a reindeer. " S. " I couldn ' t miss the season premier ofTeletubbies." 4. Y2K hit my computer early." 3. "The insurance company ook it for collateral." 2. "My printer is broken." and I. "It's against my religion.''