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J.BROWN K. CASEY SHAW B. FELDMAN
A. MITCHELL P.MOREL C. RICHMIRE
ost embarrassing ent?l?
At the beginning of September, they return to the halls of CCI with the golden glow of a and, in fact, some coaches have been known to turn completely white as they view a ""!t''!+'l'"'" a few of our staff turn blue as they dash out of the school without benefit of coats.
an embarrassing moment occurs. Something has been said or done that makes that person LU,~"-"' ~.:~·u>c"- anything to avoid displaying the colour of their face.
of my worst was in the darkroom when I was helping one of my photography students print uc;~·ctu'~"' and we were waiting for the print to come up. When it did, I exclaimed, "Oh Brad, this
not my dad. It's my mother!" Thank goodness the red lights were on so he couldn't see
student slipped me a note telling me that my fly was undone and I'd better zip up!" and it bothered me that my youth was slipping away. I had noticed an ad on tv for
of time so no one would notice. I decided to try some , but when I went to the acting stuff. I tried it that night, only to find that I had instantly gone from grey hair to jet
walked down the hall. That was the last time I ever tried Grecian Formula!"
and wore it to school. Finally, at the end of the day, a girl brought me up a note that said,
class and immediately tripped over the lectern. This did not help my nerves at all!" !fU'1lll!llUI<>)•tllll,H1UJf" washroom and a Prefect stopped me. She wouldn't let me go in because she kept insisting
I decided to go out on the football field one night and practice hitting some plastic golf balls time. Finally a member of the staff came out to get me to come in for it was Parent's Night
were to take our team to GBs. We arrived, played one game and lost so Mr. Richmire and I a coach from another team came running out to tell us that this was a round robin tourna-
but the ironic part was that we ended up winning GBs and bringing home the trophy!" Bowl at York University . I told my linebackers to blitz to the middle and I am
that the ball was on the outside. I was able to save face when our Juniors brought home
to my prep time, I put my head down on my desk and fell asleep. I woke up just as my ""'"'"''"""'" sn1dents that I had binder marks embossed on my face'"
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