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Shocking Develop- ment! Extra! Extra! Read all about it- Evan Seary caught doing nothing!
ARR! Swabbing the deck isn't as exciting as it was before, Gar! As most of us sit in class wishing the work in front of us will disappear from our eyes, or some magical fairy dust creature will come along and do it for us, we can usually find ourselves doodling on the paper in sheer boredom. So in the interest of keeping our school free of boredom, strife and fires, we gladly bring some helpful ideas to keep you entertained throughout the day! Try doing your work with some added flare. For instance..
.(1) Cite issues of Spiderman and Batman as resources in your bibliography. (2)Draw obscure connections between totally unre- lated things. For example, claim that abnormal amounts of neutrino activity in Germany caused Hitlerto invade France, or that the Roman empire collapsed because of a shortage of qualified botanists. (3)Draw pictures of your professor in the margins. (4)Make a tape of you singing the contents of your paper, opera- style, and hand that in. (5)Switch the names of prominent history figures with the names of your friends, classmates, etc. Claim that your best friend led the Spanish Armada. Or if you need an extension, you could always tell your teacher that one of your primary sources is an old wise man in Tibet and he won'tsee you until the next full moon. GAR! True story, happened to a friend of a friend of mine.
Time and Time again work is to hard, so we draw pictures - like Shauna Robinson! Aye Aye!
Reading is fun! Victoria RusselL reads- why don't you?
ARG! I'M BORED!!
In the depths, she sleeps! Here lies Lindsay Weel, once known for her astounding ability to take on big jobs, now hides in the corner to avoid the stressful work ofDrama class.
(TOP TO BOT) J.J. Shell, Charles Harvey, Courtney Wattie, Aladin , Orisha H arvey, Tyler Dale, Ben Bowers , and Travis Moore are just 'chillaxin ' in the halls as they wait to commit to another hard day of education. When asked about her connection to this group, Amanda Wattie stated with much enthusiasm: "I don't know, they're crazy."