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A stands for Annie.
With fairy-like face,
With her John Livingstone Has developed a case.
B stands for Br·ophy, That studious lad, In bygone days
He used to be bad.
C stands for Clark.
'Tis Mr. Ball's hope
To see him some day With his head in a rope.
D stands for Douglas,
3rd Fo·rm's handsome shiek, With him at their side,
The girls are quite meek.
E stands for Ellesmere,
The greatest debater,
And everyoone knows
He's a great woman hater.
F stands for Flossie,
That slim, slender maid, When in need of an artist, We procure her aid.
stands for Gladys,
With her fiery hair,
On very cold mornings
She warms up the air.
N stands for noth:ng,
The sum of my brains,
I'll feel well repaid,
With a laugh for my pains.
0 stands for Office,
The place we all go,
To get our late tickets, When stuck in the snow.
P stands for Physics,
On which we all gain, Especially at problems Requiring our brain.
Q stands for Quick,
Three A's appropriate motto, Because we move quicker
Than Cogg Smith in his auto.
R stands for Reginald, He's remarkably clever, His greatest ambition's To be a Scout leader.
•a stands for Stoll,
Both Lizzie and Vic.
To punish poor Victor Miss McD. bought a stick.
T stands for· Trott,
3A's famous vamper,
She thinks she's so pretty, But it's torture to lamp her.
U stands for us,
All down in this bork, We hope we're not really As dumb as we look.
V stands for Vickers,
Loch. McAllister's choice. His heart runs away
At the s·ound of her voice.
W stands for William, Scotty's real name.
As (editor) of the Gleaner He has won great fame.
X. stands for the marks We always procure
In all of our subjects Except Literature.
Y stands for youth,
For which Janie strives vainly. We do hate to hurt her,
But she's very ungainly.
Z stands for zeal,
With which we all work. The teachers all say
That none of us shirk.
SLEEPY ROLLING.
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H
stands for Mrs. Ho-ey, Our fo-rm teacher fine, Who teaches us Latin Each mo-rning at nine.
stands for myself,
And every·one knows, That my poetry's better Than any old prose.
J stands for Janie,
Of whom 'twas once said, She's not much to look at,
But you'll find she's not dead.
K stands for cake,
Which you all will agree,
Should be thrown at the bum poet Who wr.ate this poetry.
L stands for Latin,
3rd Form's worst curse,
If it's a dead language, Please bring on the hearse.
M stands for Marriage,
Martha Sproule's greatest hope, She'll some dav lead Chicken
Holden
To church by a rope.
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