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Miss Clark (in geometry period) :-"U se your head, Tay-
lor."
Taylor (absently):-"I don't know what you mean, Miss
Clark,"
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Mr. Felker (in Zoology class) :-"Do you know what a
panther is?"
Marg. Shields (who has just had one of her front teeth ex-
tracted) :-"Y eth, thir, a panther ith a man who maketh panths."
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Flip Bedenham said:-"When I am sad, I sing; and then others are sad with me."
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Jack Shields (when called upon to give a speech at Fifth Form's Lit.) said:- "I don't know what to speak about."
Red Fryer (who has been trying to sleep in one of the back seats) :-"I know, Jack, speak about a minute." ·
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Mr. Shipley (sternly):-"Where were you last night,
Harold?"
Ship:-"Oh, I was just riding around with some of the
boys."
Mr. Shipley:-"Well, tell them not to leave their compacts
in the car."
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Carr:-"By the by, talking of old times, do you remember
that occasion when I made such an awful ass of myself?" Catherine:-"Which?"
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"They make fun o' the guy what tries blowin' out the gas light goin' to bed. But I'm a-thinkin' that bird has just as much brains as the fella who doesn't laugh
at these jokes."
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