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II'rHE GLEANER,, But when he's in Chemistry he works like
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a magician.
Q is for questions, we never ask, no
Johnny, Giff, 'Doris, Lena, Slats and Henri.
Z is for zealous, which we are-not a bit And that is why we and the teachet·s don't
hit.
3rd FORM NOTES
By Frank 'feskey
Jhmcan Cnnie-"Dunc" is a regular wizard at algebra, always does his home- work. This keeps him .in condition for basketball. His iceman stare is very ef- fective in scaring away many female ad- mirers.
Hany Hamilton- Quiet strong man of third ~arm. It takes at least two big he- men to handle Harry but only one algebra qu estion will worry him .
.l;wk Brown- HaR a million dollar "Mau- rice Cheval'ier" grin. Jack has plugged one .ear to lreep the French he lea.rns from ?;oing right back into circulati-on. Ask Mis:; Ke11nedy.
eJwrles ThOlli]}SOil - ·Charles is an in- tellig-ent hard working young man witb astounding musical ability (as yet unde- veloped). Charles has a banjo now, some day he will direct Zi·egfield's Follies. Charles was asked about it but declares that Zlegfield's enors ar-e his own business. vVe could write volumes about Charles but space will not permit. For further refer- ence "Life of Charles Thompson" by Zane Grey.
.Toe Gootlchilti- PT Sl}ecialist, does mat wnrk and apparatus work like a greased eel. Joe likes algebra. This accounts for his gray hair:
lUenill 'l'rot.ter- Mystery man. Merrill wants to be a detective like Sherlock Holmes. Ambition, putty mixer.
Norman Rell]lath-Norman is a little man
but
H~canse . ~ays so.
we're not interestPCl, Miss Clark
R is for Russel, Pete's ciassmale and friend ,
He g€-ts 90 in everything-that's nut lhc t:JHl He works like a wizard, calls Latin a cinc11 No one can catch up with lt;•1'.. not hy an
inch.
It also. says Rice, whose Erst nam9 is Walter,
His only aim-to have .John by an halter. S stands for Scotty, of Chemistry 'foncl,
If yon let her be, she'll make a fish 110nd.
S also says Shipley who with manner austere.
Says he's disgus.ted with fourth form this year.
And then we have Slats, whose name 11:1 Swan,
She tickles the ivo-ry, and wears her hair long,
Likes Mr. Milbausen, chewing gum anrl such,
We couldn't do without Phoebe-no, not much.
T is for teachers, whom we all adore, Especially when kept in each night after
four.
U is for 'you' whom we bo·pe will take time . To read this whole book, and this sad li t ·
tie rhyme.
V is for Verna, she studies well at borne And during school hours her mind doch
not roam.
W is for work ,which all fourth form does hard ,
To be free f!''lm detentions ,and teachers' regard.
X has no meaning in our form's worthy text,
So we'll discard it and pass right .to the next.
V ery quiet
Y is for youngsters, Fourth form has many
"Conncher" Bert Conn-Strong mau,
with a n ov·ersize brain. lmows pl enty and then some.
F.rskine P erk Robertson- A nother
man who is an intelligent giant. Perk is going to O~goode Hall as soon as they arrange pnrking space for baby carriages.
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