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make out whe.ther it fell or was pushed. Catherine, licC.ahe -Has had a nervous breakdown due to over-work as editor of the Experience Column in the C'wood Bul-
letin.
Boh Storey aJHl Dan J\Icl{ay-Are doing
thriving business as hole punchers in a Swiss Cheese factory.
J l l n 1 " g . 1\ J c ] { ; l ! y a m l M a r y J c l l e - B e c o m e successors to Irving Berlin. Thf.ir latest masterpiece is Bubble Song from Luclcs.
FOURTH FOR~I'S ALPHABET
- Edith Scrannage, Doris Keils.
A s.tands for Abie whose last name is Topp, Wl1en he's given detentions he's there on
the hop.
Then we have Allan, the Geometry fan,
And that isn't all- he's a mechanical man.
It also says Annie, who such big words did s pealc ,
We fully decided to throw her In the creek, And the·n she informed us, as such people
do,
"Children, I hav.e forgotten more than you
ever knew!"
B is for boss, L. J. rules our form,
If you talk mean abou.t us, he'll take you
'1y storm.
Then we have Bernie, a jolly fine lass, Her hobby is singing and disturbing tho
class.
C Is for "Cupper'', each night she doth think,
To the deuce with the homework, I'll go to the rink.
D is for Doris in Chemistry, pet,
She's never Leen early for that subject yet, Bu.t still she's improving, and she'll get
ther·e, before
Mr. Mlllhausen has closed the baclt door.
The fair one of fourth is Douglas, 'tis clear He's never late, as he lives very near.
''Lena"
She likes doing Chemistry but knows not a
"formula",
She stands just four feet, not a single inch
more,
But keeps the class laughing from nine
until four,
She likes doing Geometry, and taking ex-
cursions (going to her locker)
But humbugs and chewing gum are her
pet aversions
F stands for Francis, the Chairman at Lit~.
He's not at all subject to "Homework" fit:>. Q is for Guy, whose homework's all done,
But doing Geometry, she says is no fun.
It also says Gilf, and the German he loves, The dic.tionary homeward each evening b e
shoves.
H is for Helen and Henri too,
They're alway!' glad when the day is
through .
J is for Jose, from Glen Huron she hailfl, She cries very bard wlwn in examinations
she fail!'.
the rest.
Don't he foolish says Lam·a, with cheer, We misfled her just "awful", when she
WRRn't IH•re.
Louise Slorey in the fron.t row doth sit By a, pas~ing brush, she often is hit.
M is Cor Margaret, Miss Ness's name-sake, She's an all ronnd goer! sport, ya bel your
Unc' Jake.
N is for Neil who comes in at four,
As a basketl.all player he adds to the score.
0 is the sound heard when Miss Ness gives the blow,
That to-morrow tha.t memory we just have to know.
E stands for Edith, alias •·scrlmmai'e" and
P is for Peter, the great politician
IITHE GtEANElt11
Johnn y a pest,
doubtl ess have
heard Is
W.ee
But yours truly thinks be's no worse than
yo u