Page 11 - 1955

IDIOSYNCRASIES OF GRADE XIII Grant Nixon: "Who do you think I am, a perfect idiot?"
Barb Kulow: "Well nobody's perfect ."
Ed. Garback: is one of those new hydrolic types--shiftless.
Mr. Boyle (explaining the work of the blood): "If I stood on my head, the blood would rush to my head and my face would become red. Now, why don't my feet turn red when I'm standing erect?"
"Cam" McKay: " Please, sir, your feet ain't empty."
Fran Hartle: ~lhy does a clock run?"
Glen McFarlane: "You would, too, if you had ticks."
Judge: "Didn't you see the sign, "Fine for Parking,"?" Jo Munro: "Yes, and I agreed with it."
Don Rough: "There is something preying on my mind." Carol Brophy: "Never mind it will soon starve."
Wendy Campbell: "These phonographs are excellent reproducers."
Kay Bell: "Yes, but I don't want a lot of little phonographs running around the house."
Ruth Mcintyre: "What's a good definition of skiing?"
"Goose": "A winter sport that people learn in several sittings."
Miss Clark (in Algebra period): "Don Hudson: Will you please try to use your head once in a while."
Don Hudson (Thinking hard) : "I don't know what you mean, Miss Clark."
Floyd: "Say, Ray, did you see that girl that went past, she smiled at me." Ray: "That's nothing, when I first saw you I laughed out loud."
''Jinny" Chenault : "What have you got the bandage around your head for?" " Ace" Beat ty: "A thought struck me."
Norm Besse: "I don't like girls. They're too biased."
Don Donner: "How's that?"
Norm: "Every time I go out with one, its buy-us this and buy-us that until
I'm broke."
Art Scrannage: "You don't mind my singing do you?" Ted Roberts: "Not at all. I work in a saw-mill."
Sonny Foley,(mlsquoting Macbeth): "All the world's a stage--and women make most of the scenes."
Noth~ng annoys Mary Louise so much as boys who whistle~-at othe~ girls. What most teachers would like frolli Carol Brophy are a few intelligent
remarks instead of so many wise ones.
When Walter's car stalls, Helen should be ready to do likewise.
Mr. Bull: "Shirley, hit Don Buckingham and wake him up." Shirley Macklem: "Hit him yourself, you put him to sleep."
Paul Wessenger:"Isuppose I'm just a little pebble on the beach or your life."
Norma McArthur: "You might stand a chance if you were a little boulder."
Christine Tilden."Where did John McAllister meet Carol Ridley?"
DOrothy Timmons. "In a revolving door, and"he's been going around with her
ever since.
Ken Richardson: "Dear, I'm knee-deep in love with you." Betty Martin: "Okay, I'll put you on my waa~ng list."
Marlene (on stage): "Romeo, Homeo, where-fort art thou, Romeo?" Dolson (from afar): "I'm in the balcony-- it's cheaper."