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Mary Horne: My dad says if my voice shows promise he'll have it cultivated. Hugh Butters: It sounds more like it should be ploughed under!
Mr. Boyle: Have you been spitting in the aquariuml? Bruce Crew: No, but I've been coming pretty close.
Mr. Tilden: Be Quiet, will you? Every time I open my mouth some fool speaks
Miss Knapp: Give me a sentence containing a direct object. Jim Heron: Teacher, you•re beautiful!
Miss Knapp: What's the object?
Heron: A good report.
Brian McMurray: What kind of steak have you? Waiter: Steak "ala carte".
Brian: Good. Wheel it in.
Mrs. Beatty: You musn't eat so much, Paul. "Ace": Why I eat like a bird.
Mrs. B: Yes, I know, a peck at a time.
Craig cook: Justice! Justice! I demand justice! Mr. Bull: Shut up Cook, you're in school now.
Vivian Conn: What's one important. thing we have to-day that we didn't have one hundred years ago?
Wayne Wagner: ME!
Estelle Morris: (Coming home with her report card) I was the highest of all who failed!
It's the little things that bother And put you on the rack.
You can sit upon a mountain,
But you can't sit on a tack.
Mr. Culbert: Do you think you are the teacher here? Don Bell: No, sir.
Mr. Culbert: Then why are you acting like an idiot.
"Ollie": (translating Latin) Let the wicked and ungrateful depart. Mr. Culbert: (as the bell rings) All right, pass out.
Ruth rode in my motor car
On the seat just back of me. I took a bump at eighty-five And rode on Ruthlessly.
Reserved tor the 45 pictures Mr. Connell thought he took??????'