Page 16 - 1957

Grade Xlll Humour Hiss Urry~ What is a meteorologist?
Dick Horrovr~ He is a lfla'1 who can look into a girlus eyes and tell "'rhether. oo~ Bob Patt'erson: TrJhat was your blind-date like last night?
Bill Haguire~ She looked like a million dollars•••green and wrinkledt Joyce Arnold~ Nonday through Friday, that annoying interlude between vleek=
ends .
Nr, Culbert: Can anyone gJ..ve t ile derivation of t he word 11 auditorium11?
froll\t.P 1-rord11audio11 whichmeans"tohear"and"taurus" Nr. Culbert: That will do~!~
Wagrerg Yesj
1,;-hich mean~ "bull", a place whte. you••,••11
:: r. Butters: Vfl1o broke that ch<d r in the parlour last night?
Pat: It just coll1:1.psed .s.ll of a svdden but neither of us was hurt,
Mr. Parkim What's your brother Hugh in school? Frank B.: A half-back.
1'1r. Parkin: I mei:.in in his studies"
H'rank B.~ Oh, in his studie s he es >'ay back.
Hr. Culbert: ~ihat 1 s your knowledge concerning Latin S;y-nta.A."? Marilyn Stroud: Did Tilli'Y have t o pa y £or t heir fun too?
Nr. Bull~ Nommez les jours de la semaine.
Bet ty Lou: Lundi .., rna'rd.i. m~&t"CTedi, jeudij samedij dimanche, Hr. Bull: Where' ~; Friday'?
Betty Lou~ He1s out on a case.
Nr. Vance~ Sandra:~ define conscience,
Sandra Grant: So:t.nething that hurts when everything else feel s good.
1-fr, Bull: Have you read LaRousse1 dictionary?
Jim Heron: No. I1ll wait •mtil t.1ey make it into a movie.
c. \ , , Hr. Vance~ Conjugate the verb to drink.
Don Moir: Drink, drank, drunk, ful l to tt e gills,
:r.~. Connell~ Narue the principal river cf E~Jpt.
Amy Lovelock: The Nile.
Hr. Connell: Right. Now can you tell me the names of some of the smaller
tributaries'?
Amy~ The Juvini le.
J oyce C a r o l
Osburn~ vvn1:1.t did Paul Revere say at the end of his Potts~ W h o a .
famous
r i de?
Hr. Vance: What1s the moral of §_he Stoops to Conquer? Audrey Gober: Don1t be afraid tobend over.
:Hr. Connell to Grade 13~ This cla , is so dumb~ that if the~,- stood in a circle, the government vmuld raid themfor being a dope ring.