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13 Humour (continued)
Harilyn C. : Do you neck?
Vivian C.~ That's my business. Marilyn C.~ Ah, a professional.
1>1r. Vance to Leonard Dent: 1>1any wiseacres claim t o have an open m_ind when t hey merely have a hole lin the head.
Gare;r P:. Vfu;:;r don't you like girls?
Hugh B.: They 're too biased.
Garey: Biased?
Hugh: Yes, bias this and bias that, until I 1nt busted.
Mr. Hurray: Elizabeth, tell us all you knew about nitrates,please. Elizabeth: I don't knm1 much about them except they're cheaper than day
rates.
Jim vfuitehead to Nr. Connell: The Boer Har v-as a pig fight put on for the
pleasure of Louis 14th.
Don Bell to Hr. Bull:' You put a gorilla under the "C" in recu.
Hr. Cc1lbelq't: Translate, De mortius nil nisi bonum. Harilyn S. There's nothing but bones in t he dead.
Ted Cook: Confucius say, 11vJash face in morning, neck at night.11
Jack Green to a friend: A dumb girl is a dope, a dope is a drug, doctors
gi ve drugs to relieve pain, t herefore a dumb girl i s just v-rhat t he doctor ordered.
Say, Joe, did you hear that "Smitty" is taking shots for his cold? Yeah, but I hear hismother caught him and took his bottle av-Iay.
Personnel Director: Have you any references?
Collingwood grad: Sir, here 1 s my letter of recommendation: To v1hom it
may concern: Locke Goldsmith worked one week for us and we are ;32.tisfied.
Mr. :t>furray: It has been proven t hat btead contains alcohol. Murray Skinkle: ls that so, well let's drink a little toast.
Clare Rennie and Tin3r Williams were in a slightly irebriated condition one nir;ht 1-vhen they stumbled upon v-rhat they thought was a grave yard.
Clare: Look, here 's a grave-stone .
Tiny: Who was t;1e man?
ClB..re: Don't !mmv-, bUt he lived tc a ripe old age. It says 87.
Tiny: Can you :L'ead the name.
Clare: (Striltins; a match) Don1t knm,,r him.••so~..e man named :tv'Iiles to Toronto.