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Hel en Fj_s~~er: The girl ,,ho svtea:::.·s s~1e nas never '-)ecn ki ssed has a ri ght t o
s1.rea.r .
Bob Sutton: The Camera ,., is looking for a girl fan:D.liar v-1ith dark room
development.
Classifiec.. Ads..
1500 f eet of Tape Worm f or Gi:!.le, very friendl y and cuddly ; goes wher e
you go; eats anything. Apply Ken v1ebb.
Fo:r· Sale: Small el ephant t usi<, 14 darning needles, ost rich egg(hard boi l ed) prize beer collection. Forced toleave t own. It's amazing what accumulates dur i ng five years of high s chooL Apply J ohn Ki nse, •
Teacher: How darP "OU swe<' be_ b'l'e me"! Gord.C.Hm'1did I knn"'youY.rantedtoswearfirst?
Hiss Clark: But, my dear Upper School students, you're bound to
find at least one "'Bry di fficult question on the trigonometry paper-whichyouwonlt beabletoanswer.
Jack Green:
Here 1 s where they separate the engi neers from t he cement mixers .
A ;:; CHOOL BOY 1 S DREAN
Iknow not why we come t o sc wol
The school-boy wildly muttered,
As round his desk and thru his books
The poor boy only putteredo
Unless3it is, to have some fun
Tojoke~ tolaugh~ toplay,
But here1s a thour::ht5l he said at last
~ guess 11mhere to stay~ -y
For years and years 1 know I ve come Though work I 1ve always spurned
But even now·» I can~t seemto think Uf ans~hing 11ve learned o
111 guessllll!l he saidy as his head spun round, "'f-ly reasoningts not so goodo
I 1d ·oetter start to change my ways~11
And ri~ht there promptly stoodo
His hand went upll his face, it shone He looked extremely glad,
When teacher turneds he slowly said~ "Hay I tu n on the rad?11