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Idiosyncrasies of Grade XIII
Dennis Knoll: Give an atlilote an inch, and he'll take a foot. But let him take it. Who wants- athlete's foot anyway?
Alan McIntosh: Confucius say, man who crosses ocean once and once again, and doesn't take bath for entire time, is a dirty double crosser.
Jean MCEachern: in g~)lcn class: A skeleton is a pile of bones with all.the people scraped off.
Liz McLean: Where are we going to eat? Dianne Holden: Let's eat up the street. Liz: No, I hate asphalt.
Mr. Scbnsid.er: You missed my class yesterday, didn't you? Ray Currie: Nc, IiI1r, :!lot a b'it.•
Mr. Connell (holding cookie above Rex's head): Speak, boy, speak! Rex: "Ifhat shall I say?
hIT. Vance: Tell me, what is the opposite of the word misery? Bev. Bonnell: Happiness.
Mr. Vance: And sadness?
Bev : Gladness .
Mr. Vance: And the opposite of woe? Bev: Giddap!
Cannibal to Son: Don't you know it's rude to talk with someone in you mouth?
Neil Gillies: I flunked that exam flat.
Arnold Ruppert: Why, didn't you know any of the answers?
-Neil: Yes, but I had vaseline on my hair, and they slipped my mind.
Pat Butters: Definition of an egotist : A person of low taste much more interested in himself than he is in me.
:Mr. Murch: I fu~ dismissing you ten minutes early to-day. Please.-go out.. <luietly so as
not to awaken the other classes~
N'U'. Connell: Everyone should buy a Gleaner. Just think. Thirty years from now you can look at it and say: . There 's Johnnie Smith; hets a judge now. And
there's I'iary Jones; she's a nurse. G¥len: There's teacher. He's dead.
Ralph: What do you think I am, a perfect idiot? Locke: Well, nobody'a perfect.
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Nancy Andrews: Why does a clock run?
Marion Johnston: You would too, if you had ticks.
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What most teachers would like from Harvey Robinson are a few intelligent remarks insteac of so many vJise,ones•.
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Helen Heider:' T:llere's ,so.mething preying on my mind. Frank Butters: Never mind, it will soon starve!
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