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Grade XIII Cont'd•••...
Ken Webb: You'll have to hand it to Venus De Mile nhen it comes to eating.
Dennis Allen: Why?
Ken Webb: How else could she eat? !
Ken Ruddick: Say, that's a bad gash you've got on your forehead? How did you get it? Hugh Butters: I bit myself.
Ken: How did you bite yourself on the forehead?
HUgh: I stood on a chair.
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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse. No horse can go as fast as the money you bet on him.
The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything.
Sympathy is never wasted except when you give it to yourself.
Don't find fault - find a remedy. Anybody can complain.
For every schoolboy with a spark of genius , there are a dozen with ignition trouble. Jumping to conclusions doesn't always make for happy landings.
Indian chief's definition of skiing: "~Thoosh! Then walk
A reckless driver is one who passes you on the highway in
He took misfortune like a man - blamed it on·his wife.
And hour ' s industry w ill do more to produce cheerfulness, retrieve your affalps than a month's moaning.
a mile.
spite of all you can do.
suppress ev i l humour, and
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Endeavor to so live that when you die even the undert.ake!, wil~. b~ sorry.
When some men discharge an obligation, you can hear the report for miles around. Real joy comes not fromease or riches or from the praise of man but from doing
something worthwhile.
Some psychologists believe the height of ·intelligence is reached at sixteen. ~ell,
at that age one feels sure of it.
If a man has more personality than brains, he soon gets to the point where he is
overpaid.
Host of us are broadminded; in an argument we see both points of view, the one that
. is wrong and our own.
The world is divided into people ~ho do things and people who·get the credit. Try, if you can, to belong to the first class. There's far less competition.
Dwight Morrow.