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Mr. Gough:
Mr. Rao:
Mrs. Hiscox: Mrs. Spencley: :Mrs. Leach: Mrs. Black:
Mrs. Carruthers:
Mr. Stevenson: ·Mr. Ridley: . Mr. Connell:
Mr. Pocock: Mr. Titus:
Cliff, I've told you for the last time get to work. Why '1ro you.har o nithout your work dono?
Surely you've had this!
Put your name on the lHHilrd.
X E' s 'l'liACHElW~ FAVOURITE EXPRESSIONS
Rip it out.
Running shoes clean, £itla? Girln, 1'0 t alkins.
If you don't dit ch those ~ Don, up to the front.
Keep your eyes on the copy.
Quit foolingaroun:d; you 'clowns •
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MEDICAL DICTIONARY
~0nf18oate,th~• • •
Mucous dripatus - running nose.
~uchae bendoverta - rheumatism. MUltiplae quadruplis - acute alcoholism. Peeping Tomus - protrudtng eyeballs•. Superdistendus paunchus - pot-belly.
DEFINITIONS
Pedestrian - Raw material for an accident.
Highbrow - Somebody who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
Woman - Animate substance with the lines of a gazelle and the speed of a glacier. ~doles6>ence - The time when you stop collecting stamps and start playing post office.
-Love. - Poker game of life. ' It starts wi th a pair; she gets a flush; ehe shows 'diamonds, and it ends with a full house.
Woman - Generally speaking is generally '8peald.ng.
Synonym - A word ,you can use wh en you can't spell the other.
Education.- The a bility to quote Shakespeare without crediting it to the Bible.
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