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Beth Beacom . Diane Butters ,
Merv Richardson Marie Lockhart Leone Raymer :
Gayle Haliday Paul Gartland Bill Beam
Jeannie Soulsby Bob Orr
Jane Watson
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Parry Sound
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Trips to Toronto with the band.
Passing
Stopping pucks?
Stopping by for toast and coffee.
Leaving Math?
A girl from Creemore
Baby-sitting.
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GLOBAL APPETITE Waiter: "Hawaii, gentlemen, you must be Hungary."
1st customer: "Yes, Siam, and we 'caJl't Roumania long, either. Venice lunch ready?It. :'; ". ' "
Waiter: "All Russia to a table."
2nd Customer: "Can't Jamaica littlo more speed?"
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Waiter: ItI don't think we can Fiji that fast but Alaska."
1st Customer: "NE?ver mind. Just put a Cuba sugar in our Java.if
Waiter : "Sweden .it yourself. I'm only here to SorbiR.."
2nd Customer: "Denmark our bill and call the Bosphorus. He'll probably Kenja. I don't BoliVia who I am."
Waiter: "No and I don't Carribean. You fellows are Armenia."
The trouble with opportunity is that it generally comes disguised as hard work. I{hen a man opposes change, he probably has his.
:Ie think the fellow who said, t",i~. d~~g's lti~gs nro .tho Bont :Jf his pnnts," ought to {(o 'to the foot of the class.
Most Likely Future Occupation ..•. S;i"nging Johnny Cash records.
Sailing (to Parry Sound).
A writer (3 Easy Lessons On How
To Shoot at the Basket &Miss.) A Shakespearean e~tol'~ maybe? A lIia'rshall?
Please, not a clarinet player?
An electronic Qoopato~, Sportswriter for Stayner SUn'. Informer.
Surely not a basketball player?
Adime a dance girl, 00 mean, boy.
Mother of twins.
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