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Where have you heard these before?
From Grade XIII's English class:
Dave (as Macbeth): "Make haste, old woman, make haste." Elayne, Kathy, and Eva (as the three witches): "Alright, Mac we'll bewitch ya in a minute."
Bill H.: "I was just singing to kill time."
Dave B.: "You sure have a peach of a weapon."
Mr. Manuel: "Can you tell me a use for cowhide?"
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Student: "It holds the cow together."
Overheard•..••
Mr. Hollier in class: "Now listen to Uncle Ken, class," Mr. Vance: "QUIETt" (in very loud tones)
Mr. Connell: "•.••..I have it all in my new pamphlet., •• " Mr. Murray: "Arsenic is very poisonous. It combines easil with such edible substances as peanut butter.,.,."
FromXA:
Jerry Rodgers' favourite TV programme: Nursery School Time. Why? Says Jerry, "Duh- I'm just a kid at heart."
CHAMPU~ CATTER From XC: Ours is a class that's full of chatter,
Our teachers know what is the matter. The reason for our whoops and whirls? Most of us XC'ers are girls!