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Rob Woolner--"What did the elephant say on entering Mrs. Blacklock's room?"
Dick Den Bock--"Good morning, Mrs. Blacklock."
Larry Krogman, with the Air Cadets at
Doreen Campbell-- "The radio will never take the place of newspapers."
Virginia Plater--"Why?" Doreen--"You can't start a fire with
yesterday's radio set."
Bert Robinson came back from his fishing holiday proud of his bulging muscles.
"Look at these arms," he said.
They were certainly in good con- dition and Doug Chessell put it down to rowing, so when he went on holiday he rowed for miles and miles but all he got was a pair of blistered hands. On returning home he asked Bert why he had not got bulging muscles from row- ing.
"Rowing" snorted Bert. "I got my muscles from pulling so many fish out of the water."
Hotel Manager--"Excuse me sir, but did you take a bath this morning?" Doug Dalgarno- -"Why is there one
missing?"
Mr. Kenney--"How bigisabattleship?" !slay McLeod-- "What kind of battle-
ship?"
Mr. Kenney--"A big one." Islay--"1-!ow big?"
Camp Borden, "Whew I Thanks
for
both of the trips, pilot." Pilot--"Both? You only had one." Larry--"No sir, I had two. My first
and my last!"
Mr. Smith--"1-!ere I have a very rare old revolver from the times of the Romans."
Bob Simpson--"But the Romans didn't have revolvers."
Mr. Smith- -"Ah, That is why it is so rare."
Janie Hawman--''My Aunt Matilda fell from a liner into a shark-infested sea, but the sharks didn't eat her."
Cheryl Morrison--"Why not?"
Janie --''They were man -eating sharks.''
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