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YEARBOOK
The name "Gleaner" is the most appropriate name for the yearbook of this school. From a year of experiences, it has gleaned the ones we would most like to forget and preserved them for all to see.
-John Biersteker
SEX
Is Sex better than Peanut Butter? This is a probing question that has been passed through the ages unanswered.
Sex drains people of vital elements that are essential to body growth such as calcium and phosphorous. Whereas Peanut Butter is full of vitamins, minerals and protein.
Peanut Butter is important to our economy. Our country would collapse if the Peanut Butter industry were to shut down. Sex, however, does little to stimulate our economy because there is no tax on it. (YET)
Reliable sources have informed me that Sex is a DIRTY, vicious Communist plot to overthrow the country. Peanut Butter, on the other hand, is pure and has no Communist affiliations.
Thus by this extensive study we all must agree that Peanut Butter is better than Sex.
-T erry Couttie
