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For the past year, Student Coun- cil had watched with concern as Ozzie, our old friend and school mascot, became dishevelled in his appearance. His feathers were permanently wilted, he had lost a toe nail somewhere along the way and he looked like he hadn't seen a bird bath in a while. Something had to be done. After all, if Ronald Reagan could continue to dye his
hair and Oprah Winfrey lost 60 pounds, all for the sake of a more youthful appearance, then the least that the Student Council could do was give Ozzie a face-lift!
The whole student body agreed and by selling dozens of cookies and drinking gallons of milk, money was raised for Ozzie's re- juvenization (along with funds go- ing towards a new school sign, a
new sound system and helping the music students on their eastward trip.) We know that Ozzie will be pleased with his new make-over and we can be guaranteed that he will feel like a new man ... I mean, bird!
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