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Some think that Junioritis 11ight be contacted through jrinking water, but so far this ·umour is unfounded.
In the third year of Junioritis, the symp- toms reach an all-time peak. The inflicted now develop a life style which requires the victim to obtain a part-time job. Their ability to stay awake increases, thus often resulting in the extension of the curfew. Their fine motor co-ordination improves greatly, resulting in a great ability to make their hand-writing almost non-distinguish- able from that of their mothers. It is also rumored that they could break out in a severe rash if caught shopping with their mother.
As June approaches in that third year, this dreaded ailment begins to leave the system. By the end of the summer, there are no traces left. At this time, however,
these individuals fall victim to another strange disease. It is thought that the symptoms displayed in this dreaded ill- ness are much worse than those with Junioritis, even though the contamina- tion period only lasts for a year or two, depending upon the individual. The name of this new disease - SENIORITIS!
It has medical scientists perplexed as to why all people are most anxious to contact both of these dreaded illnesses!
.Jeff Robinson Checks His
Watch - "It's Only aMatter of Time!"
HAIR TODAY . ..
GONE TOMORROW!
After an in-depth study, the National Inquirer has learned the secret to achieving good grades in school. What is more is that this is a well known fact- one that has been staring at us for years! Yes - the secret to getting excellent grades is to s-T-U-0-Y!!! A Vast number of C. C. I. students use this method continually and they all agreed - IT WORKS!!!
If the National Inquirer was ever asked to describe the trend in male haircuts this year at C.C.I., it would be at a total loss for words. Steve Teekens displayed one very unusual cut that resulted in many females making bets as to the colour of his eyes. On the other hand, Jason Frye had many guessing how long it took him to style his hair in the morning!
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