Page 192 - 1991

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The Scholar
A mouse
attends my classes
to much squealing from
the lasses.
but a model student he, takes his studies seriously
and attends most punctually. He should be the one who passes.
not these braying boy jackasses.
He digests,
not flirts and whispers, like his giggly human sisters, but most philosophically contemplates life's mystery.
Not like some whose seats need blisters, he reflects and combs his whiskers.
Yes, of course, he's teacher's 'pet'. Tell me why he wouldn't be, when his classmates' sole degree should be given for deviltry. Junior satans, all but he!
So he's one I won't forget: hasn't set me roaring yet!
But, alas, he's courting doom. I can see disaster loom,
for he naps behind the broom in the ladies' powder room!
By Bart Gardner