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This year, the roving C.C.I. 'National Inquirer' re- porter was not only a witness, but in fact, received a barrage of letters from the female populus of this school in which the males were openly criticized . The one comment that was most frequently repeated was, "The men at C.C.I. can't even walk and chew gum at the same time."
The Inquirer, being the excellent paper that it is, always strives to reveal the truth and put an end to any rumours that are totally unfounded. A group of the best reporters and photographers were immed- iately sent to this locale to prove that the C.C.I. boys CAN do other things while they chew gum. In fact, it was clearly evident, that there are a lot of talented males at that school!
Lief Roebuck can blow sleep at the same time.
bubbles and
Jonathon Simpson can blow double bub- bles.
Mr. Benbow not only can blow a terrific bubble, but also can recite the 2nd act from "Hamlet" at the same time.
It's obvious that Tim Shorino can't blow bubbles, but he's probably not the only one.