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THE FASTEST WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM!
Have you founa mat life is not what you expected? There is a sense of something missing in your life and you don't know what it is? Well, life can now be a great "pick me up" for you if you act now and don't waste another minute of that boaring life. All you need to do is enroll in the MYSTERY METAMORPHYSIS PLAN which is a free benefit when you sign up for the Gleaner Class .
This programme involves none of those seemingly endless classes of exercise , restricted meal plans , or rising membership costs. The diet consists of continual Wednesday night feasts of chips , pop , and PIZZA . The only cost involved is a great deal of your spare time. This programme is suitable for male or female members and all are satisfied with the results. But you don't have to take our word for it. We have an endless supply of letters thank- ing us for the changes made in their lives.
"For 10 years I was a happy and a well adjusted student, but I felt I was lacking something to make my life meaningful. The 'Gleaner Plan' proved to be the answer to my prayers. The Plan has turned me Into the woman I am today. My weight has dropped to 88 pounds and my once occasional headaches be- came so continually that I never noticed them. Please renew my membership for another year on the plan, and I recom- mend this programme for anyone In search for a " new you" ."
Krlslnda Boyce, Collingwood ON " I tried everything possible to change my appearance, but nothing
worked. Finally, after listening to my complaining, my girlfriend
The 1991
ordered the plan behind my back. I tried it and to my surprise it worked. So far, I've lost all desire to shave, so I've saved money on razor blades. I'm at so many late nights that there is no time to go on a date with my girlfriend, which also leaves me with extra money. Thanks to this programme, I may some- day be a rich man. It really worked for me."
Jeremy Vaughan, Nottawa ON
"I just couldn't sit there any longer. I had to take control of my body. This Is my third year on the plan and I stili can't get over the difference. I now drag my feet down the hall and I'm so slow in arriving at my destination that I never have a problem with traffic. I often can't remember what I'm looking for, but I run Into the most Interesting people In my wanders. I wish everybody could look like me."
Derek Kaiser, Collingwood ON
" I knew the plan was working when the dark circles appeared under my eyes and the sight of a pica ruler sent shivers down my back. Guinness Book of Records has approached me as a possible candidate for consuming the most pizza while work- ing on a yearbook. These are some of the benefits of going on this plan and I recommend it for all. "
Jen Robinson, Collingwood ON
GLEANER CLASS
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The 1991-92 Gleaner Staff members, who were enrolled in this years MYSTERY METAMORPH- YSIS PLAN . From left to right BK. ROW: Carol Guil- ford, Jeremy Vaughan, Lynn McCarl, Tammy Meesters, Krisinda Boyce, Charity MacDonld MID. ROW: Doug Ring, Michelle King, Derek Kaiser, Mrs. Chaudet, Uyen Tran, Jen Robinson , Suzanne Cur- rie FR. ROW: Teresa Ward, Krista Mills, Megan Toppings, Krista Protheroe.