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On Wednesday, January 8th, Mr. Mickevi- cius and Mr. Moore made a stern announce- ment regarding discontinuation of food in the halls. The main reason for this crackdown was mice. The C.C.I. National Inquirer, how- ever, did an intensive investigation and found it wasn't mice after all, it was a cow! The holstein was discovered by head custodian, Mr. Kolkea when he left evidence, and was found to be living in locker number 1454. At first he just came out at night, but as the se- mester progressed, he became more daring at making his presence known. It wasn't helped by the fact that student's encouraged him by feeding him food in the halls. He even played tricks on the school in the cafeteria. He stood perfectly still and everyone thought he was a blow up model during the Milk Cam-
paign! However, cafeteria workers became suspicious when beef for hamburgers was mysteriously being replaced during the night with pork. When a board policy re: 'No Cows Allowed in Schools' was implemented , many students who had befriended the animal be- came upset.
Students had this to say about the cow:
Scott Erwin - "I think it's utterly disgust- ing that this cow walks around school like a normal student!"
Kristina McGillivray - "This is no bull! I was walking down the hall and he took my lunch right out of my hand! I got even though, and had steak for dinner!"
Matt Sandie - "He tried to buy my Chi- cago Bulls jacket from me, but I WOUldn't sell!"
SAVE THE COW!
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