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VICE PRINCIPAL
Mr. Ray Mickevicius
Upon his retirement. Mr. Mickevicius' famous black vest - (Is it really bullet- proof?) - will be bronzed and displayed in our trophy case.
An avid car enthusiast in his spare time. Mr. Mickevicius' favourite auto- mobile is the 1974 Ford Pinto.
PRINCIPAL VICE PRINCIPAL
Mr. Paul Macallum Miss Angela Phillips
Miss Phillips has a clone in the library and one in family studies. These clones will continue to replicate exponentially, and by the year 2,000, there will be 64 Vice Principal Phillips patrolling the halls.
With its own team of "Sherlock Holmes", CCI has very few unsolved mysteries.
Mr. Macallum has been secretly train- ing as a Sumo wrestler in preparation for CCI's Fun In The Sun Day and a tour of our sister city in Japan.
Mr. Macallum's lunch-buying habits would indicate he is a "junk food junkie."
