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nwhile, a great commotion was taking place on top of Blue MMountain. For months, the controversy of a wind farm had ade headlines in theE-B and now it was finally completed. The 30 huge turbines would be able to provide enough renewable power to light every home in Collingwood, Wasaga, Nottawa and even Mr. Ruzylo'sabodeinfaroffAvening. Placedontopoftheeach6packtower at the Intrawest ski resort, it was now time for the trial run at maximum power. With a simple push of a button, the engines began their silent turningofthehugearms.Fiftykmsperhour,100kmsperhour,thespeed continued. The gusts created from the swirling blades were beginning to feel like a tornado. At 300 kms, it was decided that the trial had met with success and could be stopped but then disaster struck. It was worse than Mr. Hirst having very little to eat for lunch. More terrible than seeing Zac Cuff in a pink spandex outfit during Lip Sync. The wind farm would not shut off and only continued to gain additional speed. There was no
stopping this cyclone! !!
The wind whistled and howled around the school as Dorothy headed towards her locker. All of a sudden the double
doors blew off and a piece of the wood hit the
unsuspecting girl. She began to see double,
then triple, all of the time muttering " Oh
Toto, we have to get out of here. 'No
Shooving', as Mr. Jones says!" She
collapsed on the floor and her trustful dog
lay down at her side. The school was
suddenly lifted from its' base. It rose in the sky, carried by the turbulent wind forces coming from the mountain, twirling and spinning as it continued upward.