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Bert Hartle:-"Say, Siddall, what is the best thing you've seen in the new school?"
Ken. Siddall:-'..Howard Ferguson."
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The latest thing in men's clothing is wimmen.
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One day in art lesson Miss McDermid was going. to draw some of the first formers' pictures in water colour, but she didn't have enough green paint.
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Gertrude O'Malley, leaning over a radiator, with heat turn- ed on full, "This is my idea of heaven-lots of heat!"
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Generally speaking the girls of to-day are generally speaking.
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WHAT WE DON'T SAY IN THIRD FORM
Hurrah! an Exam to-morrow,
How about our homework for to-night. No school to-morrow, Aw Heck.
Put a few extra nights on my detention. Wowee, hip, hooray, three spares knocked off our time table and three extra Latin
classes added.
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Jack Shields has a good line, but he has got no place to hang it.
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Lock McAllister:-"If you marry me, you'll be treated like
an angel.
Jean Vickers :-"Y eh, nothing to eat, and less to wear.
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Little Cplham sang a ditty, One clear nightJ in fall, Someone thought it was a kitty, Heaved a brick-that's all.
****** Brophy:-"Ha, ha, ha, ha, that's a good joke."
Clark:-"What's so funny."
Brophy:-"Miss Clark told me to stay in one hour for six nights and I'm the wrong guy."
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Mr. Stapleton was trying to teach Pkysiography in 2A the
other day when Wilbur Prentice made a particularly brilliant answer. Mr. S. said :-"Y our answer is about as clear as mud!'' To which Wilbur politely replied :-"W ell, that covers the groupd, doesn't it?"
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