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tion about the heavens, and all had watched with interest the rise of Orion, the Gemini, and other constellations. Speci·al for the occasion were the Northern Lights.
The Bell Telephone Company pro- vided another intere«ting field trip. Our thanks to Mr. McCleary for this opportunity.
The Club is again awaiting the clear ·and balmy days to proceed with more field trips. Last spring we
\spent a day at the Royal Ontario Museum. This year we plan to spend a day at Riverdale Zoological Park: and this Georgian Bay district has many places of interest for the Science Club.
CADET INSPECTION
On the evening of Wednesday, May 14th, No. 51 Cadet Co11ps of the C.C.I. will hold its annual inspection, when it will be inspected by Lieut. Haynes of Central Command. Besides the display of army drill and physical exercises, the C.C.I. girls will also put on their usual fine demonstration of grace in their C.ancing and exercises.
The officers for this year's Cadet Corps are: Cadet Major, F. Rentner; Cadet Captain. G. LaWTence; and Cadet Lieutenants, D. Dique, 0. W agg and N . Lazarou.
It is hoped that tl1is years' per- formance will be as successful as that of previous years.
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were glad to have with us an ex-mem- ber, Ruth Montgomery, now a medical student at the University of Toronto.
In November a very cold night was ·chosen for a star party. In spite of the huge fire built by the physics gToup and the hearty repast furnished by the Biology group, everyone came back very cold. However, the session did not break up until the chemistry group had imparted plenty of informa-
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Mr. Culbert, who is teaching our first formers English says the worst of his career is over, since he received the following sentence on the Christ- mas exam from a young firstt former who was asked to use "slew" in a sen- tence.
Quote: "'Their was a hole slew of people their."
Miss Mcllvenna: "What is the mean- ing of bon ami?"
Jack Major: "Dutch Cleanser."
Fred Rentner was putting a squad of first formers through their paces. Fi- nally, exasperated, at their uneven lines, he roared, "Whatsamatter! Don't you know how to line up? All fall out and look at the uneven line you've made!"
While gl•ncing over some history mid-term papers, a certain teacher t·ame upon one which was blank except for a crude drawing of a tombstone. On it was written: "Sacred to the me- mory which always deserts me on oc- casions like this."
Miss Clarke: "A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer." Student: "Maybe that's why so many
of us are flunked so hard by so few."
Miss Gilmore: "Paul, what are the names of the bones in your hand?"
V an Nest: "Dice".
Miss Gilmore: Miss Sawyers will you explain to us how to catch sardines.
R. Sawyers (awakening): Harpoon them!
HUMOR