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Famous Celebrities Roam C.C.I. Halls!
In order to gain publicity, various businesses are continually holding 'look alike' contests. In this type of competition, prizes are awarded to an in- dividual who most resembles a famous celebrity. Who looks the most like Tom Cruise? Who is the spitting image of Cyndi Lauper?
During the past year at C.C.I., we have not noticed any particular student or staff member that looks like a famous movie actor, recording star or athlete. HOWEVER, it has been drawn to our attention that there are many celebrities that closely resemble someone at C. C. I. Although none of these 'twins' has ever been asked for an autograph, all are hoping, sometime in the near future, to break it big on the silver screen, com- mand millions of dollars in an annual salary, and have dozens of 'gorgeous babes' or 'hunky guys' falling at their feet. If this goal fails, then they will concentrate on earning their grade 12 diploma by solving all of Mr. Allard's Physics questions and running at least 6 continuous laps in Mr . Crago's Physical Education classes.
TOP: How many of you 'Rambo' fans have notic- ed lately that Sylvester Stallone has been bear- ing a strong resemblance to our own C.C.I. Rob Tuersly? Furthermore, Sly has taken to following Rob's rigid athletic workouts to keep his body equally as toned. On the right, we see how Rob keeps those curls in check. Can we assume that Mr. Stallone also takes these steps? MID.: Have you ever noticed how much Jason McGee looks like Jeff McGee and vice versa? The fact that these two are identical twins is purely coincidental! BOT.: Rumour has it that Mr. Jardine and Jack Nicholas were twins that were separated at birth. Mr. Jardine was unavailable for comment although several reliable sources admit that our math teacher does give his twin golf tips on a regular basis!