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TOP: If the late Andy Warhol had wanted to achieve that complete Geoff Doner look, he should have added some shades! MID. RT.: Ken Bright was extremely pleased that his look alike friend Arsenio Hall was able to pose beside him in the C.C.I. Grad photo. Arsenio has told Ken that if he ever makes another blockbuster movie, he will be glad to be his stand-in. This is a return of a favour since Ken was his stand-in in 'Coming to America'! MID . LT. : Markham Breitbach displayed much displeasure when he found out that Jack Nicholson had been awarded the 'Joker' role in 'Batman'. "I stayed out of the sun all summer long just so I'd remain pale. It just isn't fair! Jack never even called me! ". BOT. RT.: C'mon Martin Short- if you really want to resemble Greg Ralston, you have to undo that top button!
What some people will do to get their face in the C.C.I. National Inquirer! 97
