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Recently several C.C.I. students were in- volved in a scientific experiment that set out to prove that too much school work could begin to erode brain cells as well as produce a profound change in one's physical appearance. One such scholar, Jim Leithead, displayed severe symptoms. The only remedy which would allow Jim's appearance to return to normal would in- volve assigning him NO homework for an entire semester!
Don't Wear a Cap in the Halls of C.C.I.!
At the beginning of 2nd semester, this strange face was seen wandering the halls of school. No one seemed to know his identity nor his demise. Some eye witnesses claim that he never looked like this when he enrolled at C.C.I., but his appearance drastically changed one day after a call to the front office. All that the National Inquirer could learn about this visit was that immediately after- ward he kept mumbling, "I've learned my lesson. I'll never wear my cap in the halls again!" The investigation con-
tinues . . .